I went to a water slide park the last few days, and I just wore my bathing suit. No pool shirt or whatever they are called.
In the past, I have worn those things to the pool, beach, water park, etc. And let’s be real, they’re not fooling anybody.
Dudes with six packs don’t rock the swim shirt.
So, the hell with it. I am working on getting in better shape, but that really means to me that I’ll have a better dad body.
The six pack thing isn’t happening, and I am OK with that.
So, no more clingy, obvious, wet shirt. That’s a clown move anyway. Plus, you never move past the farmer’s tan.