Does This Haircut Make Me Look Fat

I went to the barber yesterday, and one of the myths I like to believe is that the scale will look better the next day after I shed the weight of my cut hair.

In reality, I know that it’s probably a matter of a few ounces, but don’t ruin my scenario.

Even if the barber shop isn’t a magical weight loss solution, it is a funny time machine.

You get the old timers with the hot shaving cream and straight razor working those neck hairs. And the barbers say goofy stuff like, “so, you want to get your ears lowered today?”.

Whatever the result, I dropped some weight yesterday with zero effort.

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